"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

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Anonymous asked your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

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when you tell a guy you’re ready

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#OH MY     #video     #queuetin tarantino     


 Hugh Laurie Alphabet

→ C: The Copper Bottom Band (old and new members)

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If you can’t set aside 90 minutes to watch this, then I don’t have time for you.

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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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Remember when the nice lady from the theater let me go inside just to buy a shirt even though I didn’t have a ticket to see the show again

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Hedwig and Yitzhak

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i think im in like like with you

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